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Sunday, April 28, 2024, 6:09:55 PM- Okay, okay
I'm thrilled I'll be using my combination air fryer/microwave to cook dinner tonight.

Yes, my like is that boring.

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Saturday, April 27, 2024, 6:08:49 PM- Trifecta
The three rings of marriage:

Engagement

Wedding

Suffering

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Friday, April 26, 2024, 6:54:36 PM- A couple of things
I saw today that I have the most viewed and most updated blog on NN.

But before I could get too prideful,

I noticed I'm also on the list for least viewed blog.

Cup half full?

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Thursday, April 25, 2024, 6:47:39 PM- Simplicity
Two ladies were sitting sipping tea at an outdoor cafe.

The first lady says to the other:

"I can see how you get Bob from Robert and Bill from William,

but how do you get Dick from Richard?"

The second lady smiles and replies:

"You ask him nicely."

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Wednesday, April 24, 2024, 7:28:27 PM- Nightmare!
My only occasional nightmare (once or twice a year) involves my ex wife.

We were married for over three years.

It took two months from filing for the divorce to be final.

After the first three months of our marriage, her dark side started to come out

and worsened over time until we finally separated.

While we were apart she had a nervous breakdown.

I talked to her psychiatrist and found out her troubles went back to her parent's divorce when she was six.

She blamed herself for the divorce, which wasn't true.

Mental illness can fester and grow over time if not treated.

We've been divorced for over 35 years, but I still have dreams about the experiences. My nightmares have a common theme:

I'm still married to her and I'm continually trying to get away from her.

I suppose it all goes back to her coming after me with a butcher's knife when I confronted her about her drug use and infidelity.

Some past nightmares are deeply rooted.

Fortunately, mine go away when I awaken.

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Tuesday, April 23, 2024, 7:10:41 PM- Too much!
The only time a man will complain about getting too much head is when it concerns his beer.

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Monday, April 22, 2024, 6:27:39 PM- Wisdom
At the family reunion I spied Grandma Jones, the matriarch of our family,

sitting alone and giggling.

I wandered over and asked her what amused her.

She looked up and smiled, then told me:

"If I hadn't gotten laid, none of this would be happening right now."

I smiled, gave her a hug and walked away...

smiling myself at her truth.

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Sunday, April 21, 2024, 6:15:03 PM- Inflation
My last cheap toaster cost me $10.00.

Cheap now costs $15.00.

Same toaster, higher price.

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Saturday, April 20, 2024, 5:18:25 PM- April is palindrome month
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Friday, April 19, 2024, 4:08:47 PM- Yeah, baby
I'm still good looking.

I must be -

every time I go to the store the cashier checks me out.

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