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Friday, April 12, 2024, 7:18:55 PM- Well, damn

Wouldn't you know it?

After 24 hours of rain (6 inches!) and me finally digging the inflatable raft out of storage,

the rain stops and the sun comes out.

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Thursday, April 11, 2024, 7:02:45 PM- Worth a try

A long time ago I got this idea in my head about cutting down on wars by making everyone fight them naked.

My thinking was that people's natural insecurities about their bodies would make them shy away from participating.

The idea has yet to catch on, so I thought of something a little more palpable.

Everyone who can go one week without any violence towards their fellow human beings gets a free meal at their choice of eatery.

That one could work.

It's worth a try.

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Wednesday, April 10, 2024, 6:57:17 PM- Don't tell

I stopped believin' for a while this morning.

Journey is going to be pissed if they find out.

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Tuesday, April 9, 2024, 7:00:25 PM- Might happen

We need to start having mixers for Odd Sock Day.

Single people might be able to find a mate that way.

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Monday, April 8, 2024, 6:13:21 PM- ???

Quick question:

Will all of those people viewing the solar eclipse today get a sunburn?

Or just a partial one?

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Saturday, April 6, 2024, 6:01:56 PM- Can't do it

Even though I'm from Indiana, I just can't bring myself to root for a school whose initials spell

P.U.

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Most Recent Comment:	"I agree…even though my wife, oldest and youngest kids, younger brother and oldest brother-in-law all graduated from these. It’s not likely that they will ever cheer for the college I graduated from either…mostly because they haven’t had an impressive season since Steve Alford quit as the coach." - Adequate1

Friday, April 5, 2024, 7:21:29 PM- Thought for the day

"Thought without action is dangerous.

Action without thought is deadly."

~ Hall Of Fame NBA legend Bill Russell

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Thursday, April 4, 2024, 6:31:30 PM- Instant Karma

I was a witness:

I was visiting an old friend the other day.

We were watching a ballgame on t.v. while his wife was preparing dinner.

She was nice enough to bring us a couple of cold drinks.

As she turned to go back to the kitchen, my friend,

who had already had a few cold drinks before I arrived, said to her:

"honey, your ass is getting huge."

She didn't say a word, just walked back to the kitchen.

After a couple of minutes she returned.

Lightening quick, she brought a cast iron skillet from behind her and hit my friend in the head with it,

then turned around quietly and returned to the kitchen.

I helped my friend back to a sitting position on the sofa, offered my apologies for having to leave,

and got the Hell out of there.

You see, I was thinking the same thing about his wife...

and I left before I could find out if she was a mind reader.

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Wednesday, April 3, 2024, 6:21:27 PM- Never have I ever said...

... I don't like to read.

I have been an avid reader since I first learned how at age six.

My parents, who were raised during the Great Depression and didn't even get to go to high school,

were veracious readers their whole lives -

and could converse with anyone on practically any subject.

Reading -

it does a mind good.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Reading is taking more space in my life as I get older… contemplating and reflecting too" - risingmoonsunset

Tuesday, April 2, 2024, 6:27:07 PM- Sloth

I posted a birthday greeting for a friend I've known most of my life on social media.

I asked people to send him birthday greetings.

So, guess what happened?

People posted birthday greetings for my friend...

in the comments section of my post.

Really?

How hard would it be to go to that person's page and leave them birthday wishes?

That's like everyone sending birthday cards to my house and expecting me to deliver them for them.

The laziness of some people astounds me sometimes.

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Most Recent Comment:	"people are idiots .. duh" - Artistic

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