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Sun, 3-Dec-23 2:46 PM (180 days ago)
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When she treats you to monster munch, sex and pies....👀
MitchandDaisy, Mr_Vein and Freckles like this
You had me at Monster Munch
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
But was there gravy?!
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
As if we would do pies without gravy! Shes a good one!
(180 days ago)
MellieK likes this
In that case, what’s not to love!
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
I was thinking exactly that this afternoon MellieK.
(180 days ago)
Pickled Onion flavour??
(180 days ago)
Well roast beef is my favourite but is it pushing my luck asking for a re-run with pickled onion?
(180 days ago)
I’m a fan of the flaming hot 😉
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Well Mellie!! Do you like pies as well ?🤭
(180 days ago)
Lol. Do I like pies?? Melikespies K is actually my full name.
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Wonders what kind of pie i should offer a discerning pie lover.
(180 days ago)
Cream? Meat? So many innuendos.
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Stands outside to cool down.
(180 days ago)
Do appreciate a good creampie 😁
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer and MellieK like this
How about a victorian sammich?
(180 days ago)
Sure, why not!
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
That’s cake! You can’t have all the treat categories in one go
(180 days ago)
How about a, chocolate covered icecream cake, mellie?
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
That kinda sounds like a viennetta, which is indeed delicious
(180 days ago)
Well If you got to treat, you got to treat properly.
(180 days ago)
Imagines a slice slowly melting down a bum crack 😈
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Oh !! You like her bum too!
(180 days ago)
She may have meant your bum, fukcer 😏
(180 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Well I’m more of a boob girl, but it’s a mighty fine bum to start with. Could always work my way up
(180 days ago)
Well either/all to be fair
(180 days ago)
Im overheating at the thought..Keep me well away or itll get messy.
(180 days ago)
MellieK and Freckles like this
Gonna need that icecream slice?
(180 days ago)
MellieK and hornyfukcer like this
I mean, lf be very flattered if she meant me. Mellie is a gorgeous woman 😉
(180 days ago)
MellieK and hornyfukcer like this
Typical that I’ve only just changed the sheets.
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Maybe the whole thing. Might as well gorge.
(180 days ago)
Gets a bit shy
(180 days ago)
Well I doubt its my hairy ass shes looking at.
(180 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Oh I don’t know about that, enjoys popping a bubble or two
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
If love to play with you, Mellie😘
(180 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Oh my, now I’m a bit hot and bothered 😘
(180 days ago)
Ive just blown a fuse along with 73000 others.
(180 days ago)
MellieK likes this
[Flicks the switch back up]
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Hmm? Ive got lots of mellie in my bookmarks😇
(180 days ago)
hornyfukcer and MellieK like this
Is honoured 💋
(180 days ago)
Freckles and hornyfukcer like this
Looks at his bookmarks. Coughs. I think i have a temperature.
(180 days ago)
Oh no, have I given you my cold?
(180 days ago)
If i was close enough to potentially catch it, id be too hot to get infected.
(180 days ago)