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plezurpilot's Recent Statuses
Mon, 27-May-24 10:32 AM (3 days ago)
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Whats up with this new NN format it's not smart phone fiendly
Takes a bit of getting used to. I've gotten used to it but it did take a couple of days.
(3 days ago)
Mon, 1-Apr-24 9:51 AM (59 days ago)
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It was 😋 delicious the best appetizer ever.
Slutty_on_NN likes this
Meh. I've had better.
(59 days ago)
Was it artichoke dip? Love that stuff!
(59 days ago)
Artistic likes this
artichoke? ... fukme vomit
(59 days ago)
Mon, 25-Mar-24 9:37 AM (66 days ago)
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We hadn't seen each other in awhile she met me at the door in crotchless panties I said skip the dishes I backed her up to her table for some Cunningual delight
Wed, 28-Feb-24 12:01 PM (92 days ago)
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Last night at dinner she pulled her hand from between her legs and ran her fingers round the the rim of my wine glass.
McPhallus and risingmoonsunset like this
Very hot. Ah, the scent of a woman. I was quite attuned to her pheromones when she was ovulating, she was like sex on wheels. I'd sometimes just beg for a sample, a whiff of her finger. Please...
(92 days ago)
risingmoonsunset likes this
At that point dinner is OVER and it’s time for dessert!
(92 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jan-24 10:48 AM (122 days ago)
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A good fucking reaming causes awesome creaming!
Thu, 25-Jan-24 10:00 AM (126 days ago)
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The aroma sights and sounds of a woman in orgasm makes me delerious
SashaDoll likes this
Sat, 6-Jan-24 10:13 AM (145 days ago)
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I was at a news years office party that was winding down last dance she stuffed her bikini panties into my shirt pocket winked and whispered take me home. Could be a great year ahead.
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Fri, 15-Dec-23 9:38 AM (167 days ago)
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.....nope not yet
I’m very confused 😂
(167 days ago)
plezurpilot likes this
Lol me too
(167 days ago)
Freckles your confused ? well Hon I'm very Hornet lol
(166 days ago)
Ummm that is horny
(166 days ago)
at a new year's office party that was winding down ..last dance she stuffed her bikini panties into my shirt pocket winked and whispered take me home itsgoing to be a great year. me home
(145 days ago)
Tue, 12-Dec-23 10:28 AM (170 days ago)
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I've inadvertently deleted my profile photo if any of my friends on NN have a copy of it could you please copy and paste it to a message and send it to me thx. PLEZUR
Tue, 12-Dec-23 8:29 AM (170 days ago)
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I often find myself wondering 🤔 how much hair a woman has between her legs
I don't mind that idea myself k ..... George in the jungle will go wild
(170 days ago)
just watched a video where the gal had hair all over her abdomen and down her thighs, thickest in her groin area.
(170 days ago)
Are you a pubic hairdresser?
(170 days ago)
find a woman and find out confused
(170 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
damn, i need new glasses i swear he^ sed public hair dresser
(170 days ago)
Relaxer and nawtynudie like this
Mon, 11-Dec-23 7:24 PM (171 days ago)
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Whenever I see a tall good-looking woman I feel tempted to ask her how much hair she has between her legs
hmm, you might get a answer you don't like, like a black eye boxing w00t
(171 days ago)
gpflem, LOVEXXXPORN and numbNNuts like this
- - Or a kick in da balls - -
(171 days ago)
Sat, 23-Sep-23 9:26 AM (250 days ago)
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Yea baby keep churnin that dream cream
shy28boy likes this
Wed, 20-Sep-23 11:08 AM (253 days ago)
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I like enough pussy hair on it so that I can wipe the pussy juice and cream off my chin
shy28boy likes this
An' that's me off me salted cod an' biscuits
(253 days ago)
Ellefoxie likes this
Wed, 15-Feb-23 10:33 AM (1 year ago)
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Love horny women churning St.Valentines Day cream.
Whipping cream?
(1 year ago)
What’s the expiration date of that cream??? Wood you like a hand whipping up a new fresh batch??
(358 days ago)
Wed, 1-Feb-23 11:32 AM (1 year ago)
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Mmmm the sight and smell of her cream ... fantastic!
Single of whipping?
(1 year ago)
happyhumper69 and MissAshlee like this
Sun, 29-Jan-23 11:00 AM (1 year ago)
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I woke up with a boner could I be thinking of you?
Then again not sad
(1 year ago)
Not likely 😂
(1 year ago)
I hope not 🥴
(1 year ago)
Fri, 20-Jan-23 9:38 AM (1 year ago)
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So what's up with the green dot on my profile?
GottaBeMe and NN like this
It’s still there!!!
(1 year ago)
yeah it takes a bit to go away
(1 year ago)
MellieK likes this
refresh your screen, Mellie: )
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Phew gone. And now I actually have to go to! Catch you later!
(1 year ago)
No green dot on this profile, thanks.
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Sun, 15-Jan-23 10:23 AM (1 year ago)
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Overwhelmed by the aroma and flavor of a woman during sexual foreplay .
smitten4u likes this
Is there any other kind of foreplay?
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
Fourply toilet paper?
(1 year ago)
Thu, 12-Jan-23 12:22 PM (1 year ago)
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I think I have become a connoisseur of cunnilingual delights.
Yeah I heard that somewhere before
(1 year ago)
Thu, 12-Jan-23 12:15 PM (1 year ago)
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I think I'm becoming a conneseur of cunnilingual delights
I am a retired connoisseur of everything sexual. Retired because I dont get anything sexual anymore ... except wanking. im still a connoisseur of that LOL
(1 year ago)
I find the alphabet is a good starting point with linguistics when I find my tongue down there
(1 year ago)
Fri, 4-Nov-22 5:55 PM (1 year ago)
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From my own observations this am at the my gym I'd say there's at least 2 or3 camels hobbling around around out there without toes
Ahem....up north here in Canada....*Pitooie* ...we don't gots no camels. I reckin we call em Moose Knuckles.
(1 year ago)
a moose knuckle is an extreme camel toe was my understanding.....I like both anyway ;p
(1 year ago)
Mmm there is definitely the smell of fresh juicy pussy on this site love 💕 it.
(1 year ago)
isnt Moose Knuckles the male version??
(1 year ago)
I think I'm becoming a conneseur of cunnilingual delights.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 27-Oct-22 10:31 AM (1 year ago)
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I'm sure gonna miss that "summer beaver"
shy28boy likes this
Tue, 25-Oct-22 10:13 AM (1 year ago)
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Hey girls it's that day again
Aren’t you old enough to do your own laundry by this point?
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis and shy28boy like this
Thu, 20-Oct-22 10:09 AM (1 year ago)
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"Tits out Tuesday" is nice BUT too bad it's another 4 days til "Suck On Saturday " !
shy28boy likes this
It's Thursday.
(1 year ago)
Thanks pirate matey, I be's a thinkin' it be Friday
(1 year ago)
shy28boy likes this
Thu, 20-Oct-22 9:34 AM (1 year ago)
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Tits out Tuesday is nice too bad it's 3 days from there til suck on Saturday
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