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smitten4u's Recent Statuses
Wed, 8-May-24 9:19 PM (5 hours ago)
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Some of you need some social skills, just sayin
Sorry I was just playing around
(4 hours ago)
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I'm amazed at the lack of social skills and even more about lack of common curiosity and manners
(4 hours ago)
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The curiosity part is intriguing to me. Lots of questionable stuff goes unquestioned.
(3 hours ago)
I think he meant courtesy, smitten. wink
(3 hours ago)
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I have a few extra if anyone needs one.
(3 hours ago)
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Tue, 7-May-24 5:08 PM (1 day ago)
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Hot AF out here today. Can’t wait to get home to a cold beer and the pool. Did see a gator eat about a 10lb turtle this morning, that was cool!
Gator had a muddy taste to me when I tried it, while Crocodile is like a cross between salmon and chicken
(1 day ago)
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Paul, do you know if the croc was a salty?
(1 day ago)
Wait... Hold up .... You saw an alligator? Eating a turtle?? That's the most yank thing I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣
(1 day ago)
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Smitts, definitely not a Nile Crocodile, but from the Zambezi in Zimbabwe, upriver from Victoria falls
(16 hours ago)
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Sorry I meant deffo not a salty.
(16 hours ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 11:34 PM (2 days ago)
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Primus Sucks!
I’d never heard of them until late 2019, pissed when I found out they’d been around forever. Fucking LOVE Primus!
(1 day ago)
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@bimarried, I never heard of them til sexy smittens first mentioned them.
(1 day ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 12:15 AM (3 days ago)
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Adele, not crazy crust but I thought of you while making pizza tonight. #foodporn
oooooooo food porn..thanks!
(3 days ago)
😁
(3 days ago)
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Looks delicious 😋
(2 days ago)
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Looks delicious! Hi everyone!
(2 days ago)
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Thu, 2-May-24 9:11 PM (6 days ago)
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My heart is broke but I have some glue, Help me inhale and mend it with you, We'll float around and hang out on clouds, Then we'll come down.......
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My heart is fine I'll share it with you sexy
(6 days ago)
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Thu, 2-May-24 7:21 AM (6 days ago)
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Good morning all you sexy people! So we're currently sitting at 99,903 profile views. We'd like to do something to say thanks when we hit 100,000, so grab that screenshot if you are the one!
(5 days ago)
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I cropped it and uploaded a different version to please Karen
(5 days ago)
Risingmoonsunset's pic was a screenshot of our profile at 100,000 views and we had no problem with them using it.
(5 days ago)
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That's what I can't figure,it's your profile and you were doing something for the 100,000 view and Rising even posted it,all parties were ok...just weird
(5 days ago)
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Happy to see Risingmoonsunset's pic has been reinstated!
(4 days ago)
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Tue, 30-Apr-24 7:27 PM (8 days ago)
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Had a pretty decent day at work today, then she started sexting me after lunch. I have some pent up sexual energy that needs a release. Hope she gets here soon....😎
I gotta a cocky look on my face right now, lmao!
(8 days ago)
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Okay, time for pool laps until she gets here. Be good and have fun! ✌🏼
(8 days ago)
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Happy swimming
(8 days ago)
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Thanks Wendy!
(7 days ago)
Couple goals!! 🙂
(7 days ago)
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Sat, 27-Apr-24 7:30 AM (11 days ago)
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Good morning all you sexy people! Hope you are having an awesome weekend!
Morning Mellie!
(11 days ago)
Working overtime tonight, but next weekend I’m off and it’s the 150th Kentucky Derby! Excuse to party extra hard.
(11 days ago)
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I'm off next weekend too. I think we're planning a kayak trip for Saturday, not sure about Sunday yet.
(11 days ago)
Barely started bit so far so good.
(11 days ago)
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In the middle of my long weekend, going great so far!
(11 days ago)
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Tue, 23-Apr-24 7:19 PM (15 days ago)
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There is never a need for you to leave a derogatory remark on someone's uploads. In fact, it's against the rules and you've been reported. Btw, don't let that jealousy turn to hatred. 🖕🏽🖕🏽
Pathetic. And from a person(?) who's been here months with no profile information or photos to share. If someone could be banned for such behavior then I hope that happens. Good riddance!
(15 days ago)
One suspects thats how they get their jollies and it makes their 2 inch pecker feel bigger………
(15 days ago)
Excellent update!
(15 days ago)
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If someone posts a pic and is silly enough to ask the question "Do you like what you see?" We reserve the right to always say no if infact we don't like.
(14 days ago)
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RC, we didn't ask. Also there's a difference in saying you don't like something and just being a dickhead with a remark.
(14 days ago)
Sun, 21-Apr-24 8:43 PM (17 days ago)
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They always start out with pics of her and then the male pic comes in with a stupid caption like "my man's huge veiny cock".
Most women don’t even want dick pics, let alone sh
(16 days ago)
Share them and brag on said dick
(16 days ago)
It cold here, titles his little acorn and his cute squirrel.
(16 days ago)
Mr_Vein and smitten4u like this
Guilty of posting pics of myself, usually include face and whole body.
(16 days ago)
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Surfy, you're doing it right. We're referring to those less than honest accounts. You know the ones that are talking from a female point of view but it's obvious it's a fucking guy.
(16 days ago)
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Sat, 20-Apr-24 1:51 PM (18 days ago)
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Happy 420! 💚
How on earth do you smoke down
(18 days ago)
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Hi sexy smittens
(18 days ago)
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today my Wordle stat says I have played 420 games..totally useless stat of the day
(18 days ago)
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Thank you for Pot smoking
(18 days ago)
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True fact: I live almost beside Hwy 420
(18 days ago)
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Thu, 18-Apr-24 8:25 PM (20 days ago)
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Summer is here, at least down here it is. Everyday pool time after work is a must! The gate is open, come on back!
Yeah thanks, Smit. I just got my hot water bottle back out of the cupboard.
(20 days ago)
And if I don't have my swim trunks?
(20 days ago)
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Clothing is always optional in our home.....
(19 days ago)
Follows the crowd to the pool and wiggles in my new bikini bottoms!
(19 days ago)
*sits in between naked Adele and topless Mellie in the deep end!
(19 days ago)
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Wed, 17-Apr-24 11:57 PM (21 days ago)
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I'm not a a fan of most celebrities, but I wish Robin Williams was still alive. ✌🏼
I absolutely love that man 😭 always made me laugh
(20 days ago)
Great actor, comic genius. Seems to be paired with tragedy all the time. Weird.
(20 days ago)
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
If I was drinking.. I would drink to that !! he was one of a kind
(20 days ago)
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He was one of my favorite actors,I like many more but he was my favorite..hi sexy smittens 💋
(20 days ago)
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He is my most favorite human of all time!
(20 days ago)
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Mon, 15-Apr-24 9:17 PM (23 days ago)
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Okay, so how many of you had sex in your first car?
By the time I had my very own car, I had my own place. So unless R&I folded down the seats in the little estate car, it was in one of our beds. Or shower, or sofa, or floor, or....
(22 days ago)
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63 Bellaire station wagon. Ummmm Yeah lol had a bed made up in the back
(22 days ago)
In my ford escort van, if I remember right the ribbed floor took some skin off her back
(22 days ago)
smitten4u and LOVEXXXPORN like this
O hell yes !!! But prior to that I used to borrow my mom's car and that had gf action in it too !! My mom thought the dried .... erm ... blemishes on the back seat were snooker chalk from my cue LOL
(22 days ago)
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That is why we bought them as soon as we could...mobile bedroom with no parents to deal with
(22 days ago)
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Sun, 14-Apr-24 11:19 PM (24 days ago)
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So let's hear what you r first car was. We all have wish lists but what got you between A-B back then? Mine was a "71" Buick Lasabre, 4 door boat.
1969 Buick
(23 days ago)
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1978 ish BMW 520i, great old boat of a thing
(23 days ago)
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T2 VW campervan. Orange
(23 days ago)
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An orange Bond Bug three wheeler.
(23 days ago)
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80 something Honda
(23 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 2:19 PM (24 days ago)
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Easy like a Sunday morning....
(nap time for me, I've been up too long) ZZzzzzzzzzz
(24 days ago)
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I'm joining yousleep1
(24 days ago)
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Shout out to the Newbie Nudes Nap Club
(24 days ago)
Lionel Ritchie
(24 days ago)
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*yawns and blinks....
(24 days ago)
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Sun, 14-Apr-24 7:46 AM (24 days ago)
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Good morning pervs and pervettes! Time to make the donuts, have a great day!
That is one thing I have not yet done and want to do
(24 days ago)
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Joins in the donut queue with the pervs.
(24 days ago)
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One of the perks of my job
(24 days ago)
Love being outside everyday seeing life.
(24 days ago)
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Anhingas are cool!!
(24 days ago)
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Sat, 13-Apr-24 2:02 PM (25 days ago)
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🎤 No No No No, I don't smoke it no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor......
Please please please it only makes me sneeze
(25 days ago)
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and then it makes it hard to find the door
(25 days ago)
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Fri, 12-Apr-24 5:01 PM (26 days ago)
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My baby does the hanky panky........
Mine too! Couple of lucky guys we are!
(26 days ago)
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You watching? 😏
(26 days ago)
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But doesn't do the wanky spanky?
(26 days ago)
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My baby does the grind...ala David Wilcox
(26 days ago)
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I now have a Wilcox playlist on the go
(26 days ago)
Thu, 11-Apr-24 7:33 PM (27 days ago)
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Maybe I was ashamed of the man I've been, Here I am with a few more grays, I'm just trying to dance with a little more grace.....🎤
Hi sexy smittens 💋 😘
(27 days ago)
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Btw, this an Andy Frasco lyric
(27 days ago)
Hi Hon!
(27 days ago)
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Thu, 11-Apr-24 7:11 PM (27 days ago)
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Scented laundry soap or no dyes & perfumes added? 🤔
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I'm a big scent person,always Tide w/Downey and gain beads
(27 days ago)
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Fragrance free, sensitive. Because I like to touch my Mrs's skin.
(27 days ago)
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Fortunately for me,so is the rest of my family...my husband is a big scent person as well smile
(27 days ago)
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Unscented and I appreciate scent free places. It gives me migraines sad
(27 days ago)
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I like Tide Ocean Breeze, clean and light. I agree, way too many heavy, not good scents out there, not just laundry detergent
(27 days ago)
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Wed, 10-Apr-24 7:29 AM (28 days ago)
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Good morning sexy people! Hope you all have a safe and sexy day!
Ahoy Smitts
(28 days ago)
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Hey Damien!
(28 days ago)
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Good.... afternoon.
(28 days ago)
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Hi sexy smittens 💋 😘
(28 days ago)
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1 out of 2 ain’t bad, right?
(28 days ago)
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Sun, 7-Apr-24 3:16 PM (31 days ago)
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I've been wanting a new audio receiver, amp and new speakers for too many yrs. Today is finally the day. Can't wait to get home and hook up the new gear. Music makes the world go around! 🔊🔊
That set-up is gonna sound so good. 🎶🔊🎶🔊
(30 days ago)
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I was definitely impressed with it at the store. Didn't get it set up yesterday, it'll have to be finished after work today.
(30 days ago)
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Bet you can't wait
(30 days ago)
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Come hear my Yamaha 600 watt pa system with stereo ran thru it e q pre Amp come on over
(30 days ago)
Gonna half to pass on that visit, lol!
(30 days ago)
Sat, 6-Apr-24 11:23 PM (32 days ago)
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*Uploading some pics and wishing we were having a whiskey with Freckles 💚
*salute*
(32 days ago)
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I think a bowl with Tug would be better.......
(32 days ago)
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Doing both sounds right to me! 😎
(32 days ago)
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Wise status.
(31 days ago)
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Fri, 5-Apr-24 10:53 PM (33 days ago)
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How does a male account have 3500 pics of 50-60 different women? That sure seems like it breaks some upload rules. And he's the one who says 50-60
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Not that it should matter, is he premium, maybe that's why he gets away with it..he's paying so let's just let him do what he wants? huh
(33 days ago)
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^Just like being a "Proud Supporter". It's like a hall pass to break any rules you want.
(33 days ago)
Agr the guy i alerted wasnt premium
(33 days ago)
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Neither is the guy I'm talking about, and yes I reported him today and in the past
(33 days ago)
Well then I've no clue why a guy can post so many different women and skate by,nobody at the helm??
(33 days ago)
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