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McPhallus's Recent Statuses
Tue, 7-May-24 9:45 AM (2 days ago)
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mobile access is useless. I won't be here as much
Sucess!!!! Thanks everyone! Re cleared cache and reboot my device, X'd the banner to access the option in the upper left and it worked! And confirmed mobile preference in settings are correct.
(1 day ago)
I always click X on that .
(1 day ago)
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Halleluja!
(1 day ago)
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Wiped my history too. Feedback helped! Thanks!
(1 day ago)
Lucky you,I would love not to drive the mobile grin
(1 day ago)
Tue, 7-May-24 4:34 AM (2 days ago)
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What the. happened to mobile? I'm stuck in desktop. Weird wild, wacky stuff. Sigh.
I'd rather be stuck on desktop, mobile is death 😆
(2 days ago)
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Oh - being stuck on desktop is a problem we are not aware of.. What device are you on?
(2 days ago)
Question please..What is a Laptop ?
(2 days ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 6:05 PM (2 days ago)
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You Matter! Unless you multiply by the speed of light... then you energy.
Agent_K, smitten4u and paul01224 like this
Sat, 4-May-24 3:25 PM (5 days ago)
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There's a naked man in the kitchen this morning putting away the dishes.
I think you missed a dish.. it is way down at the back on the bottom rack.. hehe
(5 days ago)
smitten4u, McPhallus and cedar19 like this
Don't smash any of the cockery
(5 days ago)
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
When I'm up for cockery the last thing I want to smash is dishes. wink
(1 day ago)
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Sat, 4-May-24 5:46 AM (5 days ago)
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Heading to bed horny. 11 Year's as of today. Longest I've ever been married.
Fbvines, MellieK and Pete_from_Aus like this
Happy Anniversary!
(5 days ago)
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Happy anniversary…
(5 days ago)
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Bi, I refer to her as my last wife. Forever.
(5 days ago)
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Happy day you got married 11 years ago!
(5 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
And congrats y'all as well. Bi. And Smitten too, know you had me ntioned that yall have been together quite a while.
(5 days ago)
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Thu, 2-May-24 5:25 PM (7 days ago)
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That's all she talks about (He's wearing velvet pants, he's wearing velvet pants)
Fbvines and smitten4u like this
It's groovy, groovy It's groovy, I guess He's wearing velvet pants
(6 days ago)
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I'm guessing I've no clue what this is about
(6 days ago)
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It is a song
(6 days ago)
Ok
(6 days ago)
Propellerheads in my head. Cadence, wattage, its a groove thingI..
(3 days ago)
Thu, 2-May-24 12:54 PM (7 days ago)
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Ice cubes on my mind.
I don't think she's taking about her drinks 😉
(6 days ago)
smitten4u and GottaBeMe like this
That may be one location...but I prefer crushed ice in drinks, actually. 😁
(6 days ago)
Ice cubes in the mouth then the mouth on....
(6 days ago)
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I used to have a vid or two with ice cubes in my fav places. Sigggh
(6 days ago)
Ah, brain freeze.
(6 days ago)
Tue, 30-Apr-24 3:09 PM (9 days ago)
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Slow work day. Windows open, passing rain, naked housework.
WendySilvia and smitten4u like this
<<<moves to new location for better view drool
(9 days ago)
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<Opens more blinds and windows.
(8 days ago)
Mon, 29-Apr-24 4:32 PM (10 days ago)
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Sitting. Waiting. Working, waiting. Not wanking, waiting. .
I'm sitting and grocery shopping, not wanking.
(10 days ago)
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Sitting, chilling, also not wanking
(9 days ago)
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Standing, drinking, chatting bollocks....not wanking
(9 days ago)
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Fri, 26-Apr-24 11:04 AM (13 days ago)
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So if I set my mobile browser to desktop, then insert "www" to the url, then I have a chance at commenting IF the page doesn't reload without the "www". Madness takes its toll...
Justmedamian likes this
If you access the site from other devices, do you still have the same issue?
(13 days ago)
If you're in mobile there should be a yellow line along the top of the page to take you to the Legacy(desktop) or there's a tab with 'help,support and legal' bottom left of the mobile page
(13 days ago)
You should also be able to request desktop site from the browser on your phone. On iPhone click the “AA” symbol next to URL to get the optionz
(13 days ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 6:09 PM (13 days ago)
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Burnin' burnin'Burnin'Burnin for you When I come knocking on her front door. The neighbour said she don't live there no more..
smitten4u and tugking70 like this
I wonder where she moved tongue
(13 days ago)
fetish69 and McPhallus like this
"The phone rings she said I can't tell you where I'm calling from. Cause my papa's on the lam. For something shady that he's done"
(13 days ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 11:04 AM (14 days ago)
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Going back to bed. Up and alone for dreaming.
*whispers.. sweet dreams
(14 days ago)
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Wed, 24-Apr-24 4:47 AM (15 days ago)
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Well this is different. Let's see how it flies.
NN, DevTeam and smitten4u like this
Yours I don't get huh
(15 days ago)
I get it now,I think it's grand ❤️
(15 days ago)
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Yep. I'm still tweaking to be sure the kinks aren't of my own. Wish this was a mobile app instead of a browser based mobile site.
(15 days ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 8:01 PM (15 days ago)
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It's time out for some self pleasure.
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Tue, 23-Apr-24 5:14 AM (16 days ago)
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Well if the Mods have taught me anything, it's hidden hard on should be whipped out.
oooo dick print pic.. lovely
(16 days ago)
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The origin of Big Dicks in Jeans could be related way back to The King...Elvis... thumbup1
(16 days ago)
ew.. I would hate to love something that Elvis made popular. ha
(16 days ago)
LOL
(16 days ago)
Costello spoken here. That other Elvis was many things, but he's no Costello.
(16 days ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 7:49 PM (16 days ago)
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Still pondering. It's that one shot to get everything in your head, sorted, focused, and down in bits and bytes. Time for a spin.
weeeeeeee
(16 days ago)
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They never turn out they way they look in my head.
(16 days ago)
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Fri, 19-Apr-24 12:05 AM (20 days ago)
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The night is black as cracked shellac Abandoned in an attic..
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Thu, 18-Apr-24 1:46 AM (21 days ago)
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Google is just go ogle.
theroyalcouple and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Wed, 17-Apr-24 12:44 PM (22 days ago)
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Ah, the alarm. And I'm already up.
i got an oldtime ''bell'' alarm, i woke up 5 min before it went off just to get the pleasure of turning it off LOL
(22 days ago)
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My phone and wrist went off. The other wrist didn't.
(22 days ago)
lol that sounds weird
(21 days ago)
Tue, 16-Apr-24 10:29 AM (23 days ago)
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Status comments; I'm limited to one reply. Others aren't. A mobile thing? IDK. Irritating when someone addresses me in someone else's comment thread and I don't have the option to respond.
tugking70 and smitten4u like this
But yeah - the only way I’ve found to get around it is to switch to desktop mode. But I fucking hate desktop mode on a phone screen.
(22 days ago)
Here's a previous status where someone else has the same issue.
(15 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
And because it's my status, I can consistently add comment. I've exchanged messages with NN, providing details in regard. It's being sent to support.
(15 days ago)
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We have tried to reproduce the problem and like all gremlins it never seems to come out for us! Will keep trying though!
(15 days ago)
It's appreciated. I'm still looking for rhyme and reason as well.
(15 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 2:23 PM (25 days ago)
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Ooooh! I left a cookie on the nightstand! That's smart planning.
owbiglineman and Artistic like this
It can be 😆
(25 days ago)
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But I don't have cookies(yet) only raisin banana bread 😕
(25 days ago)
Better off as wine than raisins but the banana bread is worth the forensic labor of removal.
(25 days ago)
It actually adds nicely to the flavor.
(25 days ago)
Thu, 11-Apr-24 12:24 PM (28 days ago)
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You don't have to pay to play, but you do need more than a number and sexual identity. It's a community.
Not sure I understand what you're saying?
(28 days ago)
Just empty profiles, bodies without brains, without personality.
(7 days ago)
Rick12111 and smitten4u like this
Ahhh....Trolls!
(7 days ago)
McPhallus and GottaBeMe like this
Thought this was a song,was going to say "Name that tune" but yes you are correct.smile
(7 days ago)
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Apparently it's not good for their health either...there is almost always some kind of "rare medical incident" shortly after arrival. 🤷‍♀️
(6 days ago)
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Tue, 9-Apr-24 6:20 PM (29 days ago)
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A wet and damp, pollen washed, cool day. Head down at work. I'd rather be distracted.
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Mon, 8-Apr-24 7:57 PM (30 days ago)
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Corona? Show me a Guinness. I'd rather look at that.
lennynatural and Bbaggins4321 like this
Still was interesting...hi MrP smile
(30 days ago)
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Got a few photos with my 2017 Moonpie eclipse glasses as a filter. (I'm not in the path of totality but still was kinda cool.)
(30 days ago)
I’d rather see a nice moon. Up close.
(30 days ago)
How close? I've got Guinness in the fridge. The moon, well that's obscured by clouds at the moment.
(30 days ago)
Sun, 7-Apr-24 12:10 PM (32 days ago)
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Woke in the mountains this morning with hosts who rise far too early in the morning.
smitten4u likes this
Summit to do with the mountain air
(32 days ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
Do the hosts make chirping noises?
(32 days ago)
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Bonus, they have Paris Roubaixon. Coffee and an epic race. We'll ride later, one small gap. There are 2 category 1 climbs and one 4 all within 20km of here.
(32 days ago)
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