)smallukcock's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 13-Apr-24 4:39 PM (47 days ago)
So many hot, small titted, chicks in the supermarket today!
Most likely a guy pretending. It happens.
(50 days ago)
Fri, 29-Mar-24 4:43 PM (62 days ago)
Walking around the supermarket, I often wonder how many of the hot women in there are on NN or other similar sites?
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Wed, 18-Oct-23 5:54 PM (225 days ago)
See my tailor, he's called Simon, I know it's going to fit, for the Brits?
Justmedamian likes this
Have you checked out any of Baxter’s work ?? Awesome stuff - stand out artist much like his old man
(223 days ago)
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Tue, 15-Aug-23 12:54 PM (290 days ago)
You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you You'd be like Heaven to touch I wanna hold you so much
Typos and autocorrect account for a lot of funny stuff in status.
(303 days ago)
You can write this about any of her pics. I am certain she is incapable of taking a bad one.
(316 days ago)
As she is, and her entire gallery
(316 days ago)
Sun, 9-Jul-23 12:24 PM (327 days ago)
Hey SEB, love the new pic hun but, you forgot to put your knickers on again! as for your profile pic, I wish I could see a bigger copy, your eyes are stunning, I guess this should have been a pm? lol
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Fri, 7-Jul-23 9:05 PM (328 days ago)
Petiteaurora and Karafirefly have blown me away with their pics today!
Which planet have you been on? They've been blowing for ages. Ok Kara longer.
(328 days ago)
You are welcome hun, very brave to show your pretty face! x
(328 days ago)
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Why would anyone block you age? Apart from torturing us with descriptions of what you have cooked which we can't eat 😁
(330 days ago)
I am 100
Not my words beautiful Adele, it was a drunken recollection of a song from the 90s, it was appropriate in my mind at the time! lol
(337 days ago)
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Tue, 27-Jun-23 4:33 PM (338 days ago)
What is the etiquette on here regarding someone you might recognise?
What else would it be smallluk,SEB has a great gallery and hi btw 
(337 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Hi beautiful, you have a great gallery also! x
(337 days ago)
Wed, 21-Jun-23 8:20 PM (344 days ago)
My premium membership expires on 1st July, as the pics of my gf keep getting moderated off, I doubt I will renew! shame.
You have 3 pics that were removed. One was removed for being "non-sexual" (just a pair of lips). The other 2 were removed for exposing a womans face and there is no way to know if she gave consent.
(344 days ago)
Wed, 14-Jun-23 8:37 PM (351 days ago)
Can't believe shaqila is not on my friends list, I hope she is now!