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Mon, 8-Apr-24 8:26 PM (30 days ago)
The eclipse has come and gone (around here). Life goes back to normal (or what passes for normal)
Fri, 15-Mar-24 8:34 PM (54 days ago)
*stumbles around looking for eye bleach and memory eraser after pic modding*
It causes amnesia (memory loss) and analgesia (pain-relief). good shit ... man you remember NOTHING [weirdest legal trip i never went on, floated from here to where tha fuk i bean and back again] 
(54 days ago)
Perhaps the butt gapers are hoping a Dr is logged in and wants a free check up.
(54 days ago)
Wed, 13-Mar-24 11:33 PM (56 days ago)
Indecisive about dinner, finally figured it out. Y'all behave while I'm away.
I had grilled cheese sammiches and Ramen noodles.......beef flavor.........
(43 days ago)
I’ll have to wait an extra day to celebrate next year!
(69 days ago)
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I just dont celebrate birthdays anyway, except I had my 70th last week and wifey arranged a couple of surprises.
(69 days ago)
Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper!
(96 days ago)
Tue, 23-Jan-24 11:33 PM (106 days ago)
They put it on sale, just cheap enough that it's $1 short of qualifying for free shipping. To get free shipping I have to spend $1 more except they don't have anything for a $1.
I'll take my time with this, see if there's anything else that I actually want.
(106 days ago)
Mon, 15-Jan-24 5:52 PM (114 days ago)
For U.S. folks, anyone having trouble with their ATT uverse TV service? Mine is out.
Says 'Nationwide' according to google, In an announcement on AT&T’s U-verse page, the company said it is aware of the outage and “are working to restore services as quickly as possible.”
(114 days ago)
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Works fine today. I couldn't use my search engine last night, though.
(114 days ago)
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Thu, 4-Jan-24 10:51 PM (125 days ago)
I wonder if anyone noticed I had a fresh haircut in my latest pics.
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Sun, 31-Dec-23 5:47 PM (129 days ago)
Almost a quarter century in the 21st. Where does the time go? Happy Nude Year, everybody!!!
Nor have I. I'll to send him a message. Thanks for letting us know, lenny. xo
(133 days ago)
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I know,I noticed that,kind of missing him...hey sweet Lenny xxx
(133 days ago)
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I'm guessing he's with his family for the holidays, but I'll check. xx
(133 days ago)
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We don't do Boxing Day in the U.S. I believe the name comes from when employers would give their servants a gift in a box on the day after Christmas, along with the day off as they had to serve on
(134 days ago)
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here its ''middledays sale'' no boxing or wrestling
(134 days ago)
But today is a good day to stock up on the leftover Christmas decorations the stores have.
(134 days ago)
Sat, 23-Dec-23 1:37 AM (138 days ago)
I baked a bunch of cookies today, now enjoying a Zombie Dust. 
Sun, 26-Nov-23 7:21 PM (164 days ago)
I shouldn't watch TV when I'm hungry, I just bought a 10 pound glazed ham from QVC.
The ham doesn't ship for a couple of weeks. But yeah, get that block of mozza ready! I'm hoping Bedard scores enough to bring home a Blackhawks win.
(164 days ago)
Tue, 14-Nov-23 10:08 PM (176 days ago)
I'm 3 views away from 54,000. That means I've been seen in the natural state by a lot of people.
*takes a bow with dangly bits hanging out* Thank you, all!
(176 days ago)
I just moved you towards your next thousand... 54,001 views now.
(176 days ago)
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Sorry, I’m weak-willed, I’d eat every piece of chocolate.
(186 days ago)
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Not me,I'm not taking it,even though I shouldn't eat it I might so keep that stuff away from me
(185 days ago)
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Tue, 31-Oct-23 6:47 PM (190 days ago)
Greetings from the Pumpkin Patch (Have a great Halloween!) 
Don't see you doing that this year, it's snowing here and quite chilly
(190 days ago)
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Hello sweet lenny, suddenly I have a craving for pumpkin 🎃
(190 days ago)
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Thu, 26-Oct-23 1:51 AM (196 days ago)
A whale noticed a ship in the sea and recognized it as the one that attacked his father many years ago. So he said to his whale girl friend
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“Lets both go under the ship and blow hard through our blow holes, that will surely sink the ship.” She agreed and they swam under the ship
(196 days ago)
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and blowed as hard as they could and it caused the ship to sink. But then the whale noticed the sailors had jumped into the water and were swimming to
(196 days ago)
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the safety of the shore. So he said to his gf “Let’s go there and eat up the sailors!” She replied, “Listen, I agreed to the blow job but I am not going to swallow the seamen!”
(196 days ago)
Tue, 24-Oct-23 7:20 PM (197 days ago)
I have a grocery sack filled to the brim with Halloween candy.
*steals Lenny's candy
(197 days ago)
Wed, 18-Oct-23 10:37 PM (203 days ago)
I didn't want to post this on someone else's thread, so here it is, Toblerone for SexyEatingBabe 
allegedly the most humane way to killem and it was a HOOGE sukka so i was gunna git it tax e dermied like, but da frizzer went catty wompu won day an toad went soupy .. crap happens
(203 days ago)
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thinking... with all the commercials we do for Tobly every day, we should ask Swiss for a fee and use it to support NN 
(203 days ago)
I could have eaten a whole one in the time it took you to unwrap it!
(202 days ago)
Sat, 30-Sep-23 10:33 PM (221 days ago)
It's Saturday, early evening, that means it's crocktail time! 
Tue, 19-Sep-23 1:31 AM (233 days ago)
Had a big salad for dinner, now enjoying some Canadian chocolate.
Laura Secord sucker books were a fave at Christmas. My Nana always got them for us. Enjoy!
(233 days ago)
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Sat, 16-Sep-23 12:58 AM (236 days ago)
On an unrelated note, I ordered out tonight for fried chicken, they gave me an extra piece. Now I have enough for tomorrows dinner as well.