)Mr_Girth_Brooks's Recent Statuses
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Fri, 12-Jan-24 10:23 PM (139 days ago)
Can't believe I've been on this site for 15 years holy shit.
Tue, 9-Jan-24 12:59 AM (143 days ago)
A dang blizzard gonna hit Texas next week we ain't ready for all that 😮
We have some snow,not a lot but any is more than enough for me good luck there brooks 
(143 days ago)
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There are unfortunately some people in this world that not only need blocking on this site, but blocking from the human race.
(145 days ago)
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You gotta hole, I gotta pole baby, you gotta hole, I gotta pole girl......
(145 days ago)
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Sat, 6-Jan-24 4:32 PM (145 days ago)
Back to 40 days without a drink and feeling like myself again. I'm going to beat this deadly addiction I'm going to two meetings a day and praying and reading books on recovery every day.
Other than having the flu and a cough for 3 weeks, I'm finally recovered. Thanks for asking.
(144 days ago)
Aw damn glad you're better I had covid last month but it was far more milder than when I had it in 2021
(144 days ago)
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Thanks, GB. Glad you're OK. I haven't had it yet and pray I never do.
(144 days ago)
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I had covid as well,only out of commission 2 weeks,fairly mild...wow JG that's a long time to be down with the flu,glad you feel better
(144 days ago)
Thanks, Adele. There is a lot of this whatever it is going around. NYC, London and probably in a town near you. Mask up!
(144 days ago)
Not until you've changed the sheets
(253 days ago)
Thu, 7-Sep-23 2:15 AM (267 days ago)
"Unlimited breadsticks" my ass they eventually closed and they said I had to go home 😤
I stopped for 8 years then had a heart attack so figured wtf. No spirits or beer anymore just low alcohol wine
(272 days ago)
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Congratulations! About 10 hours for me. I should quit again. But then I wake up, look around…🤣
(272 days ago)
Thu, 31-Aug-23 6:20 PM (273 days ago)
The lady who waxed my balls told me I had a nice package and showed me her vagina that she had just waxed herself. I'm an idiot so I left without getting her number or anything 🙃
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Dugh! Won't be able to watch Karate Kid with Miagui and not think of that comment Ellefoxie! 😕
(273 days ago)
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Pics or it didn't happen, Mr. Brooks.
(273 days ago)
Makes me all emulsional
(273 days ago)
Relaxer just wanna be a mayonnaise. 😜
(273 days ago)
I use to be a screenprinter. I wore my emulsions on my sleeve.
(273 days ago)
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Wed, 30-Aug-23 8:38 AM (275 days ago)
Do pics in the piercings and tats category have to be nudes?
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I got it.. "if u are rich, use bananas to make calls"
(276 days ago)
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Sun, 27-Aug-23 2:03 AM (278 days ago)
All of the tress around here are dropping their leaves. It's been over 100 every day for about 8 weeks
You can comment on your own status, avoids confusion. Sucks getting dumped.
(280 days ago)
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Fri, 25-Aug-23 4:18 AM (280 days ago)
My friend with benefits dumped me for being too sexy. Not a joke she is very religious and doesn't want lust controlling her life. She said that's impossible around me. I'm ok this is like the third t
I can see joined 8-Jul-13, last logged in 18-Jul-13. 33 views. They'll be back shortly! 😜😂
(280 days ago)