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Sat, 1-Jun-24 7:25 AM (6 hours ago)
When women don't post pics for a month then post a pic "I'm baaaack. Miss me?" .. Ugh. Dont they realise there are thousands of other women just as good looking? You ain't the only one, lady.
True. Ok, I'll get a bottle during the week and try it next weekend. Please remind me on Thursday afternoon because I'll forget. Cheers
(5 hours ago)
Thu, 30-May-24 7:54 AM (2 days ago)
Had to go to doc's to update my heavy vehicle fitness to drive cert. The doc saw my willy. How embarrassment. 😳
Rick12111 likes this
Yep. He was going to do it there and then but his pocket knife was blunt
(2 days ago)
I'm surprised the nurse wasn't there aswell checking you out😅 I had a works medical a few years ago and there was also a trainee Dr sitting in! 🤭
(2 days ago)
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Mon, 27-May-24 9:28 AM (5 days ago)
Wonder if rosesniffer is still alive. Remember them?
I absolutely do, sure posted some great photography. Surely he’s passed away or is unable to post. He’d be 90 something! Sad…
(5 days ago)
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Fri, 24-May-24 11:33 PM (7 days ago)
Imagine if evolution messed up a bit and the human penis was erect all the time. It just evolved that way. (I don't know why I just thought of that) 😵💫
SpiritWolf68, gingersnap75, happyhumper69, flitterbee, Raven2005 and 2 others, McPhallus and Mr_Vein like this
Mon, 20-May-24 7:50 AM (12 days ago)
Love the NN vids. Really do...But, when the man is all heavy breathing and whispering, oohhh yeeaahh, yyeeahh.. snort, breath, sniff, whispering oohh yeah .... Ugh. Where's the stop button.
With the feral animal noises happening, going deaf is a better option. 😜
(12 days ago)
Sammy1990 likes this
You have the option to turn off the volume.
(11 days ago)
theroyalcouple and AdeleGingerRaine like this
Sat, 18-May-24 7:05 AM (14 days ago)
Today marks exactly one year since our last threesome.
GBM on the way to Vicky's place there a place called Bordertown and the bakery there does great pastries. I imagine their black forest cake would be world class
(14 days ago)
GottaBeMe and Pete_from_Aus like this
A threesome in Herbie would be muscle straining to say the least
(14 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Well great, RC. Mojo and I will stop for cake on our race back, while you, the Mrs & Vicky get ya freak on!
(14 days ago)
mojo75nz and theroyalcouple like this
After driving in NZ a few times, I’m not sure Mojo would cope on our multi lane highways 😂 😂
(14 days ago)
Fri, 17-May-24 2:30 PM (14 days ago)
It's after midnight and there's a heap of workers with a heap of trucks and digging machines out on the street trying to fix a pipe leaking one drop of water a day. STFU ! 👺🤬🤬🤬👺
McPhallus and MitchandDaisy like this
Leaks only get worse. The side effects only bring more challenges. Git 'er dun! (Someone needed the OT?
(14 days ago)
lennynatural and theroyalcouple like this
Somebody is tunneling through there, trying to escape, and hit a water main. They're trying to escape!!!
(14 days ago)
McPhallus and theroyalcouple like this
Bastards. Our jails have comfy beds. Good food. Hot showers. Sex when you want it. Internet. LCD TV. What's there to escape from? 😆
(14 days ago)
Fri, 17-May-24 2:21 PM (14 days ago)
Dear everyone who says it's Friday (yay) ... It's already Saturday lol 😆
Even my grand babies know ..no cry babies in baseball!
(14 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Old! Makes us smarter and wizer. The rest is B S
(14 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Well shit, let me get ahead on this, Happy Sunday RC!
(14 days ago)
Rick12111 likes this
Lol Lenny. It'll be 2025 before we know it.
(14 days ago)
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Wed, 15-May-24 12:34 PM (17 days ago)
Observation: More guys, me included are going for the complete removal of pubics. The ladies on the other hand are bringing pubics back! This is opposite to what we've been used to over the years.
Tue, 14-May-24 7:43 AM (18 days ago)
Aarrghhh. Hate it when you reply to a random status comment and that person decides to pm you to carry on the conversation thread. Just stupid
Sun, 12-May-24 12:26 AM (20 days ago)
Happy birthday Mr RC. Sorry I have to work. Have fun when I get home. 🎂❤️❤️
Lol. She went to work before I woke up. But she left me a card and a pressie on my bedside cupboard.
(20 days ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 8:54 AM (24 days ago)
I have serious concerns about the user name if a recent status update. But if I say anything I'll be the asshole.
You're not an asshole for voicing your opinion on that. I see plenty of sheriffs on the status page over silly things and that name is not silly to many people.
(23 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
More than 10 years ago I complained about antisemitic comments made by an asshole who is still here. I went up the chain all the way to NN himself and was supported by a mod or two, but I was told
(23 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
that nothing could be done. I tried my hardest to explain to the offender why his language was offensive but he was/is incapable of understanding. So he's blocked and I have to live with it.
(23 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Lenny. I reported it to NN support and they've asked him to change the name. I brought it here to highlight the fact these vile animals still use up our oxygen.
(23 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Better late than never for what trc
(24 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Mmmmmmm you had me at “butt” 😁😁😁
(24 days ago)
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Sun, 5-May-24 4:24 AM (27 days ago)
Things you don't see at the supermarket: middle aged people in leather bondage outfits with exposed nipples.
Their special buys are branching out to the wider community.
(26 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
I’ve done Cap d’Agde - and supermarket shopping there was quite something ..!
(26 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Me too ^^^^^ (a very long time ago) 😂
(26 days ago)
theroyalcouple and Justmedamian like this
Giraffe's. You just don't see giraffe's in the supermarket anymore
(26 days ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:28 AM (39 days ago)
After seeing some weird pics on here I'm going to think twice if a random man asks to borrow my pen.
I’m terrified in anticipation of seeing this pic as I peruse today’s postings.
(39 days ago)
There's a thing where guys stick things down into their willies! Some freaky twerp put a pen in there like a dildo into a pussy! Why??
(38 days ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 4:13 PM (39 days ago)
If the prostitute dies while you're fucking her, don't worry. You'll get the second hour for free! 😝😝
Adele - you’ll be delighted that this was movie view fucking with me! 😉
(39 days ago)
^^^^this is funny because it almost goes with the status 😆
(39 days ago)
anonymouspisces and McPhallus like this
I think u r missing a pic or 2 of hornyfukcer's MrsRC xxx
(39 days ago)
hornyfukcer and theroyalcouple like this
Thu, 18-Apr-24 2:32 PM (43 days ago)
Mrs RC and I were in ALDI today and saw a lady we had 3 or 4 3somes with way back in 2008/9. Not seen her since then.
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Wed, 17-Apr-24 7:04 AM (45 days ago)
This is a great day in history. First login to NN on our new computer. Boobs look even better!
Relaxer, smitten4u, Saetyrical, WendySilvia, McPhallus and 5 others, Artistic, Rick12111, lennynatural, tugking70 and NN like this
Thu, 11-Apr-24 3:52 PM (50 days ago)
Gotta go. Cya tomoz. Go get a dog up ya. 😝😝😝
smitten4u and AdeleGingerRaine like this
Tue, 9-Apr-24 1:52 PM (52 days ago)
Boob jobs. 1 in 100 looks natural. The other 99 look like that belong in one of those 1800's travelling freak shows. They just ain't sexy at all.
I prefer natural tits, big, small. flat, saggy, I like them all natural. enhanced tits look like enhanced tits..
(52 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
So sad that many feel the need to mess with when there is no need...
(52 days ago)
Breastman4life and McPhallus like this
Thu, 4-Apr-24 3:42 AM (58 days ago)
Showing face on NN: I don't think anyone at all has been recognised in public by another NN member.
theroyalcouple and McPhallus like this
Someone recognized you from here sidders?
(57 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
A woman at work that I find really hot knows exactly who I am on nn. I'm thinking of getting it on with her later today...
(56 days ago)
...but it's ok, she's married to me.
(56 days ago)
sidders73, Artistic, smitten4u, AdeleGingerRaine, hornyfukcer and 3 others, Mr_Vein, naughty_but_innocent and theroyalcouple like this
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:47 PM (62 days ago)
We need to kick out new status people because they're idiots and keep it to our clique of sane, rational and sexy friends
glatstar likes this
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:29 AM (63 days ago)
Was he crucified? Was he done in by the lawman? Are you satisfied that he'll never ride again? Some people say he got away; they say he never died at all If that story's true, does it bother you, my f
We all did what we could do, Now it does not bother me, Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth
(63 days ago)
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Sat, 30-Mar-24 6:36 AM (63 days ago)
Ugh 😖 there a guy who thinks I'm his best friend, but I'm really not. He's going to ring in 5 mins. Aarrghhh. I hate phone calls
smitten4u likes this
dont your phone have personalized ringtones,,,love that feature
(63 days ago)
Rick12111 and theroyalcouple like this
Yes, Relaxer. Text is the perfect form of communication this day and age.
(63 days ago)
Wods, off button is great, but what if my 90 year old mum calls? I gotta answer her. 🥴
(63 days ago)
Rick .... Or call divert to a gay party line lol
(63 days ago)
Rick12111 likes this
teach ya mum to be like my old maw, to fukn stingy to spend a mobile fone call charge
(62 days ago)
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Thu, 28-Mar-24 8:12 AM (65 days ago)
If you did it, but said you didn't, that means you did it.